Tuesday, September 8, 2009
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Next on the Real HouseWIFE of Maine
First year - Donna and the Darling Deer
Donna adjusts to moving from NJ to Maine. The deer roaming the Collins property excites Donna as much as it does her dogs!
Next we brought you - Tickled by Turkey
Donna discovers turkey dancing their way though the yard. She cant get her camera quick enough to capture these birds. Some so large that they look like a man in a turkey custom!
Season Three - Donna Repulsed By Raccoons
We find Donna's enthusiasm for nature dwindles as baby raccoon find their way to the Collin's screen door. This time Donna cant grab the phone quick enough to call Animal Control. When the officer arrives he explains when living on 3 acres there are bound to be animals roaming the property. Donna agrees but replies "exactly, three acres are out there so they don't need to be hanging on our house!".
Season Four - Chilled by a Chipmunk
A true test for Donna and her irrational fear of squirrels and other small animals with little teeth, takes place when Donna and her friend Erin Leigh panic at the sight of a chipmunk running across the fireplace mantle. Calling Animal Control (who is now on speed dial), Donna is told there isn't anything they can do. She seeks the help of an exterminator who asks if they should use kind traps or regular. "Kind?" Donna replies. Alvin wasn't kind when he trespassed into her house!
And coming up next on Season Five of The Real HouseWIFE of Maine -
Donna is Peeved by Porcupines!
During a middle of night dog walk we find Donna face to face with a porcupine in a tree. The dogs run back to the house! Donna runs, falls face down in mud while wearing her LL Bean night gown. She gets up and continues running (as if the porcupine could actually catch her!) Crying, she returns back in the house and wonders if the Captain and Tennillel were harassed by muskrats and thats how they were inspired to write a song.